Thin as a Dime

Stop, drop, rock and roll!

I would like to take a chance to apolagise to my body who is about to be in severe pain from, possibly, a mild laxative overdose. You may not think laxatives are all that lethal but when you take them like sugar-free candy then, yeah, they can be pretty damn devastating for your insides. Add some green tea and you’re in cramp city…which I’m pulling into right. about. now.

I’m trying to empty myself out as much as I can before I embark on this 3 day fast…which technically starts today since the clock has now rolled on past midnight. I used to abuse laxatives like you’ve no idea…we’re talking almost 3 boxes of 50 a week. This is the first time since my relapse I’ve used them and I’ve only taken 25 so far. They say extra strength but it would hurt a hell of alot more if that were true. They also would have taken affect alot sooner. Oh…wait a minute—

Most people will tell you that laxatives are never a good idea, its not even real weight loss, and sure, on a good day I’d agree but fuck on a bad day I’d happily join in this debate and say I’d naw off my own leg if it meant the loss of a few lbs. So in cases like this laxatives really are the lesser of two evils so let me fucking be! She says while squirming in pain…